South Park Shit 1
This Voice Pack is my first one for the South Park episode where the word Shit is the theme. I'll probably make another one from this episode, which will basically be the same but I'll leave the sound snippets at full length. I shortened and cropped etc. for the first one just to keep the Voice Pack at a reasonable size. Plus a lot of lengthy taunts, orders, and so on, are clipped in game and don't always complete.
Recommended Usage:
Please note that this Voice Pack contains voices from various characters from South Park so is not really suited for singular use. The way I use it is to assign it to 4 BOTs from each team. This gives me a constant flow of comments and a lot more chance of each taunt etc. coinciding with the previous one, which sometimes gives an hilarious outcome. This is my recommendation only, so suit yourself.
| Sounds 111 - ( Total Unique = 105 ) | |||||
| Acknowledgements | Names | Friendly Fire | Orders | Others | Taunts |
| 16 | 4 | 16 | 7 | 20 | 48 |
« Click the appropriate button on the left for a list of all the text ( Full and Abbreviated ).
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| ¤ Acknowledgements ¤ | |
| Full Text | Abbreviated Text |
| I'm about to piss myself. | I'm about to piss myself. |
| Oh Yeah? Well I don't really give a shit. | I don't really give a shit. |
| What a stupid voice. | What a stupid voice. |
| I mean, shit dude, let it go. | I mean, shit dude, let it go. |
| No I don't have sand in my vagina. | No sand in my vagina. |
| Listen Mr ShinyPants, I will say shit all I want. | Listen Mr ShinyPants. |
| I don't get it. .. Me neither. | I don't get it. |
| No, no, you can say 'Have to poop and shit' or 'Oh shit I have to poop', but not 'I have to shit'. | You can't say 'I have to shit'. |
| Sir, your shit idea has turned the entire Network around. We're proud to work for you. | We're proud to work for you. |
| Oh Sorry, I can't. They're gonna say Shit on 'Cop Drama', and my mum and dad say I have to watch it with them so that I don't take it the wrong way. | Oh Sorry, I can't. |
| I said 'Shit!'. | I said 'Shit!'. |
| I have to take a shit. | I have to take a shit. |
| Are we all clear? - No. | Are we all clear? |
| I can't follow this shitty storyline at all. | I can't follow this shitty storyline at all. |
| You've got some shit on the side of your mouth, right there. | Some shit on the side of your mouth. |
| Oh I don't really give a shit, I've done enough shit outside today, and shit. | I've done enough shit outside today. |
| ¤ Names ¤ | |
| Original Text | Replaced Text |
| Red Leader | Are you sure? |
| Blue Leader | Fag. |
| Green Leader | Asshole. |
| Gold Leader | That's right. |
| ¤ Friendly Fire ¤ | |
| Full Text | Abbreviated Text |
| You know what? You're dumb as shit. | You're dumb as shit. |
| Holy Shit! | Holy Shit! |
| Oh Shit! (a) | Oh Shit! |
| Oh Shit! (b) | Oh Shit! |
| Godammit, don't get your plague germs on me. | Don't get your germs on me. |
| You must feel so much better now. | So much better now. |
| Hey! Watch it Fag. | Hey! Watch it Fag. |
| Shit! (a) | Shit! |
| Shit! (b) | Shit! |
| Oh Shit, excuse me. | Oh Shit, excuse me. |
| Stop being an Asshole. | Stop being an Asshole. |
| What is going on here? Stop this shit. | Stop this shit. |
| Shit on a shingle. | Shit on a shingle. |
| Whoa! Shit! | Whoa! Shit! |
| What kinda shit is this? | What kinda shit is this? |
| Holy Shit! Did you see that shit? | Holy Shit! Did you see that shit? |
| ¤ Orders ¤ | |
| Full Text | Abbreviated Text |
| Defend the base. | Defend the base. |
| Hold this position. | Hold this position. |
| Assault the base. | Assault the base. |
| Cover me. | Cover me. |
| Search & Destroy. | Search & Destroy. |
| Take their flag. | Take their flag. |
| Defend the flag. | Defend the flag. |
Note: The sound files I used for these were extracted from UT99 and 1 from UT2004.
| ¤ Other ¤ | |
| Full Text | Abbreviated Text |
| [ Base is undefended! ] Who is in charge here? |
Who is in charge here? |
| [ Somebody get our flag back! ] Alright. Now we have to get all our biggest names to say shit. |
Get all our biggest names to say shit. |
| [ I've got the flag ] I possess the 'Rune Stone of Undoing'. |
I possess the 'Rune Stone of Undoing'. |
| [ I've got your back ] I got your back soldier. |
I got your back soldier. |
| [ I'm hit! ] No Shit! I feel like shit. (.....) |
No Shit! I feel like shit. |
| [ Man down! ] Security. |
Security. |
| [ I'm all alone here! ] Too bad I don't have shit for cash right now. |
I don't have shit for cash right now. |
| [ Negative! ] Waaaarghh! |
Waaaarghh! |
| [ I've got our flag ] Very good Timmy. |
Very good Timmy. |
| [ I'm in position ] Now what? |
Now what? |
| [ I'm going in! ] We've got to find people who know what the hell this is all about. |
What the hell this is all about. |
| [ Area is secure ] It's OK, the curse has been lifted. |
It's OK, the curse has been lifted. |
| [ Enemy flag carrier is here! ] You guys, you guys, oh my god, oh my god you guys. |
Oh my god you guys. |
| [ I need some backup! ] Oh man, I am up shit creek. |
Oh man, I am up shit creek. |
| [ Incoming! ] If you look you can see some interesting shit. |
If you look you can see some interesting shit. |
| [ Enemy ball carrier is here! ] Oh Brother! Another christian protest group. |
Oh Brother! Another christian protest group. |
| [ The base is under attack! ] Ooh, looks like the weather might turn shitty. |
Looks like the weather might turn shitty. |
| [ We're being overrun! ] Dude, this plague is spreading like wildfire. |
Plague is spreading like wildfire. |
| [ Under heavy attack! ] People are freakin' out dude. |
People are freakin' out dude. |
| [ Medic ] Your short time in this world is at an end. |
Your short time in this world is at an end. |
| ¤ Taunts ¤ | |
| Full Text | Abbreviated Text |
| What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?. | What's the matter? |
| We've gotta get that sand out of your vagina, it's making you cranky. | It's making you cranky. |
| There's no sand in my vagina. | No sand in my vagina. |
| I mean, shit dude, let it go. | I mean, shit dude, let it go. |
| Meekrob is way grosser than shit, dude. | Meekrob is way grosser. |
| I'd scoff down a whole wet bucket full of shit before I ate another plate of meekrob. | Wed bucket full of shit. |
| Piss off ya Fag Shitter, Ha Ha Ha. | Piss off ya Fag Shitter. |
| Oh Yeah? Well I don't really give a shit. | I don't really give a shit. |
| You know what? You're dumb as shit. | You're dumb as shit. |
| I looked up the word shit. I think it might have something to do with people dying. | I looked up the word shit. |
| You know where shit comes from? Uhh, from your ass, children. | You know where shit comes from? |
| Oh-ho, Gross! | Oh-ho, Gross! |
| Detective Sandy Vagina here thinks that shit might have something to do with everyone getting sick. | Detective Sandy Vagina. |
| What did you call me? | What did you call me? |
| Are you guys gonna let your kids watch? Oh sure, I mean, you know Cop Drama's a very artsy dramatic show. And they're gonna say 'shit'. | You gonna let your kids watch? |
| You can't say fag unless you're a homosexual. | You can't say fag. |
| They're gonna say shit on Television? | They're gonna say shit on Television? |
| Baby you are so fine. And shit .. the shit you do, the shit you say, I'd jump on your shit any day. | Chef's 'Shit' song. |
| 4 straight hours of pure shit. It's all live. | 4 straight hours of pure shit. |
| It says here the word shit has been around for over 600 years. | Been around for over 600 years. |
| They're going to say shit 7 times on HBC and ....... | They're going to say shit 7 times. |
| Saying the 'Word of Curse' once in a while does nothing. It's only when spoken repeatedly and en masse that the curse takes place. | Saying the 'Word of Curse'. |
| Are they ever gonna say shit? | Are they ever gonna say shit? |
| Well well well, guess we learn something new about you, ya friggin' fag. You wanna make out or something? | Ya friggin' fag. |
| Shit is certainly going down here in the small town (.....). Whoa! Shit! | Shit is certainly going down here ..... |
| I'm gay. That means that now I can say the word 'Fag'. | I'm gay. |
| I said 'Shit!'. | I said 'Shit!'. |
| This sucks. Now that shit's out it isn't fun to say it anymore. | This sucks. |
| That word's getting kind of old. It's not really funny anymore. | That word's getting kind of old. |
| Meekrob is a curse word. God must hate it as much as I do. | Meekrob is a curse word. |
| You are so full of Meekrob. | You are so full of Meekrob. |
| Yeah, they've taken all the fun out of shit. We're gonna have to start saying other bad words like, Meekrob. | Yeah, they taken all the fun out of shit. |
| In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe. This could explain how Kyle got it in his vagina. | In this Nancy Drew mystery. |
| They're gonna have to come up with a new swear word soon. | A new swear word soon. |
| Hey, you didn't get beeped. | Hey, you didn't get beeped. |
| No,no, you can say 'Have to poop and shit' or 'Oh shit I have to poop', but not 'I have to shit'. | You can't say 'I have to shit'. |
| Wow, we can say shit in school now? | Wow, we can say shit in school now? |
| Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to. | Let's all go home and find a nice white woman. |
| Shit [repeated] | Shit [repeated] |
| My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl shitty. | My bad diarrhea. |
| Stop being an asshole. | Stop being an asshole. |
| Shh, Shhh, Shit. | Shh, Shhh, Shit. |
| Whoa! He's unstoppable. | Whoa! He's unstoppable. |
| If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released, you could become a walking timebomb. | You could become a walking timebomb. |
| Boys, watch your language. | Boys, watch your language. |
| Look, there's the F word. And asshole. I knew it, meekrob. | Look, there's the F word. |
| What did you call me? - I called you a fag, so piss off you fag shitter. Ha Ha Ha. | I called you a fag. |
| I'd let you have me if you want it. | I'd let you have me if you want it. |
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